1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
I don't wanna die ;-;
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Awwww <3 Can he explode things?
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Um...can you not pls?
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
I SWEAR I DIDNT CHEAT
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
He was retarded...always sneaking out of his room to plot world domination...
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
I DONT CHEAT I SWEAR
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Thank you :3
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
DAD THE RATTLESNAKE FOLLOWED US HOME
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Save me now...
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
I DIDNT CHEAT
Espeon why...why did you use your telekinesis to throw Barack Obama overboard?
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
MY LITTLE BLITZLE MY LITTLE-
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.